Saturday, September 12, 2009

The Joker and the Thief

The key, to creating good comedy, Terry discovered, was to take something very common, that everyone is familiar with, and to introduce a fantastic element. It usually, creates a situation that is laughable. If you’re very good, the situation is hilarious. If you're the very very good, you make people shoot the drink they bought to keep them fresh during the whole show right out their noses. Any better than that and you start making people do things that will embarrass them.

The chief difference between him and most comics was that Terry was his own audience. The secondary difference was that his shows were of the unorthodox variety. In fact, the shows were of the never before seen variety.

He had tried the daunting standup comedy. He tried making people embarrass themselves, or at least shoot milk out of their noses, by telling that the week prior; he was in the garden with his daughter raking the leaves. After he'd finished his pile, his daughter jump into the pile only to step on the rake and make the handle shoot up into his crotch. It didn't work. He didn't have the talent for it. When he told that joke, for instance, he actually said crotch instead of opting one of the funnier substitutes like balls, nuts or the baby twins. Another problem with his routine was that he had a uncommon sense of humor. What made him laugh was other people's pain. The rake to the baby twins being one example. Being robbed being another example. Hearing about people being robbed, did not generally make people laugh. Terry, at the expense of his stand up career, did not realize that what made him laugh did not make others laugh. So, he had to find another way to make a living.

He did. Other than having a morbid sense of humor, and a crippling lack of showmanship talents, what set Terry apart, was that he had a rather fantastic ability. He could, at will, erase memories from his mind. He had first manifested it in his early teen years. His parents, having stayed married despite not wanting to be, for the sake of their son, had built up so much resentment in thirteen years that they could no longer be discreet. They would yell in the house and he would naturally, find it unbearable. He would then dream of it. That would be worse. But, he found that if he focused, he could suppress his dreams. It was hardly a stretch from their to suppress memories. He could never explain his secret, but he knew how to control the ability. He got better and better and eventually, he could erase more precisely. He could forget details. He could forget faces if he wanted to.

With the formula in mind, that adding a fantastic element to a common situation equaled success, he set out to make a living. He was his own common situation; a young man, plain, unfunny, with no particular talents, living in Montreal in a pitiful situation. His ability was the fantastic element. The next thing was how to put the two together to create a punch line. According to Terry, what stops most people from stealing, is their conscience. They cannot live knowing that they hurt this person or another. His ability was a loophole. He didn't have to know who he robbed from after he robbed them. He figured then, that he could pose as a common person, who no one would suspect. He would earn a living. And the best park, the true punch line, was that the idea he could do this, tickled his sense of humor like the most delicate touch of a feather. It made him, really, embarrass himself.

5 comments:

tabs said...

Wow.
I can't even...People have really taken off with the stand-up comedy idea. This is just GREAT. I love this, it's so relatable at the beginning, how hard it is to be funny, in such a sad way.
And then wham, classic Francis style it jumps into the quriky supernatural! And I must say, Terry's ability is inCREDIBLE. I would absolutely love to have that ability "He could forget faces if he wanted to" Oh wow. Oh wow.
But in the end, I think it works really well as an entire whole. Nothing is what it seems.

"The baby twins"? I would have laughed.

Marta said...

The line, as Tabia said, "He could forget faces if he wanted to." is really good. I love the repitition of the "fantastic" and how it works its way into Terry's reality. It's an awesome juxtaposition of thought and yes, classic Francis with the quirky. It's very tragic, but I don't know. I'm probably crazy, but I got a...chilling feeling to the ending. Like he's just walking through a dreamworld as he continues to forget faces at will and simply disregards his own world. It's a great, steady development from being told that he can integrate the fantastic to his comedy routines to integrating the fantastic to his life and existence. It's as if his life has become one of his failed routines on an endless loop. Maybe that's why I find it so frightening. Because without anything to remember, as he discards his memories, it becomes impossible to chart the passage of time and therefore he becomes lost in perpetual wandering.

Jessica said...

Francis, your writing always makes me smile. I actually find it a little ironic that this amusing piece is about a terribly un-amusing person. I love how you kept the idea of the comedic formula to bookend the story, and I absolutely LOVE Terry's ability - it feels so natural, so commonplace, not really a spectacular ability at all, and yet, if I think about it, it's probably the ability that I'd want to have.
I really like also how you describe the different stages of being amused.
AND! The style is so matter-of-fact, no evtra drama, just, "So, he had to find another way to make a living".

Andrea said...

Yes! Typical Francis detached-narrative, with the tongue-in-cheek humour and embedded fantasy. Most definitely dark, but I loved how you structured it on the comedic formula (as Jess said). Also, the way you brought his failed sense of humour back at the ending was just perfect.
LOVE the way Terry used his ability.

Emlyn said...

I thought it was sad, in a dry humour, satire sort of way, but I really liked the style you wrote the story in, I like the non-chalant way you introduce his fantastic ability. I have to say i feel unequal to the task of critiqueing/commenting on this work.